Friday, August 04, 2006
sadly so
god. got an email from SDU, from some guy who saw my profile. guess wat. the title of the email went 'You are not my type...' and the body went 'But i could use you to know some of your sweet and 'guai guai'girlfriends. How you like that?'
2 thots went thru. 1)he's a cute bastard-y sort. 2)wat the hell. how presumptous. why would i intro my frens to you? assuming tat i wan to even get to know you? my frens guai? er.
so..as usual i was right. no he wasn't a cute bastard unfortunately. but yes i wouldn't intro my frens to them unless they were erm really at the risk of being left on the shelf and desperately needed a husband the very next day. my goodness. nearly fainted. contrary to popular belief, while such pick up lines might work, they have to be accompanied by Looks and Attitude. if u use it jus cos u thot it was a clever line who might get the girl worked up and hence she'd come check you out, yes u're right. but it stops there if there is no substance. and then, the girl would MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, just get turned off.
which brings us back to me. i seem to attract kinds which i don't think i'd ever get attracted to. ok so apart fr my crushes and ex-es i mean. of course they have to be of quality wat! i'm of quality, quality attracts quality you know. whahhaha. ok pt aside. where was i.. ah yah. the wrong types. as in those who pick me up, want to get to noe me, stare at me etc etc. eeks. i hereby bemoan the sad fate of my (love)life. the non-existence of it due to the sheer lack of guys who apparently lack charm, looks, wit and er a fluency in english. is it me? or are there really more girls turning les these days? but then again there are more and more pregnant women ard. the sperm bank must be doing brisk business these days.
thinking out loud at 7:35 AM