Tuesday, August 28, 2007

dear miss kong,

heartiest congratulations! you are officially sick and bogged with work. you are also the proud owner of a relatively painful sunburn (comes complete with matching brown shiny shoulders) which unfortunately does not entitle you to enjoy spa relaxation the traditional indonesian method.

however, you will get to enjoy fine indonesian cuisine though we highly do not recommend it given your current condition comprising a sore throat, moderate cough and great ease in gaining weight. we do suggest keeping to 70grains of rice per meal, 30 peanuts, some meats, no fruits or snacks with plenty of water.

we also do recommend complete rest, but we do understand that it is not possible with that neverending workload (which, according to the schedule, stretches all the way til Jan 2008). hence, we have kindly conceeded to deprive you of the comforts of your room and allow you to work from the lobby downstairs. this comes with wifi access at a special rate of S10/hr. Upon selecting a seat, you are also entitled to a drink at your own expense.

do let us know how else to assist you, we look forward to hearing from you!



tmd..life really sucks..